nirvana-teens:

i have a really horrible squirrel phobia..

I seriously used to believe I was a squirrel in grade school. I ate acorns and lived in a chopped down tree on the curb for like two days.

me 20000 times a day: u feel me

me: annoys the living shit out of every person i've ever tried to start a conversation with

isx:

i didn’t know mountain dew had that much cocaine

Omfg hahahahahhaa cocaine. I think I stopped breathing.

Me and my pillow every night.

My sleeve looks so real~